A story about a penguin.

there once was a penguin. he was a penguinizer. he had all the female penguins wanting him. he was the hugh hefner of penguins,many girlfriends. manymanymany. until one day he devoted himself to one girl penguin. the other girl penguins were pissed. they all got shotguns and killed the guy penguin. while on his deathbed, he asked why. they responded by saying 'cuz your a punkbitch'. the end

just saying; this was not written by me. it was writting & told by my best friend whome i love very much. <3